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Helpful(ish) guide to containing your child
Nest Expressed Children are good for many things: getting time off work when they’re born, getting paternity leave, getting time off work when they’re sick, and probably even some other stuff. However,...
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WTF Report: “But(t) why?”
Nest Expressed You may have come across Rick Owens’s new fashion collection on your favorite social media. If you haven’t, here: If, for some reason, you cannot watch the above, here’s what you’re...
View ArticleMH17: Russia vs. the world
Nest Expressed Today, the Dutch Safety Board released its final report on MH17. For anyone following the story, its conclusions aren’t a surprise: MH17 was downed by a BUK surface-to-air missile. A...
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17 WTF Danish Halloween costumes: Look, giant boobies!
Nest Expressed What is it about Halloween that makes people forget about such concepts as good taste and self-restraint? Don’t answer that. You’re probably wearing a slutty zombie fairy costume...
View ArticleOn humans and monsters
Nest Expressed Whenever tragedy strikes, we’re reminded that we live in a world of “us” and “them.” A world of humans and monsters. Humans and monsters have nothing in common. Humans are driven by...
View ArticleWe all know who the terrorists are
Nest Expressed I might offend some people, but it has to be said. I think it’s time we called a spade a spade. It’s very clear from the recent terrorist attacks in Paris, Beirut, over Egypt, and...
View ArticleGet your trivia over here…or don’t
Nest Expressed Hello there, fellow Earthling and occasional reader of Nest Expressed. How are you? Oh, really? No way! He did what?! That bastard! I’m glad we had this talk. We should do it again...
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A wondrous tale of Christmas lights
Nest Expressed We now have Christmas lights on our street! Yaaaaaay! Well, “Christmas lights.” They look like this: Yaaaay? I’m not kidding, by the way. That’s the Christmas setup on our street here in...
View ArticleSearch Term Roulette: “Defective superpowers” edition
Nest Expressed I believe it was Google’s co-founder Larry Page who once famously said, “Seek and ye shall find!” People have been seeking ever since. It’s not always clear what people are seeking,...
View ArticleTrump says “Hey! What’s going on?!”
Nest Expressed By now, few have not commented on Donald Trump and his bid for the highest office in the US. Depending on where you stand on the political spectrum, Trump is either a messiah or the...
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4 simple tips for a successful career
Nest Expressed This is it! Your first day of work. Soon, you’ll be the boss of this place. You’re a go-getter! You’re a jet-setter! There’s no one better! Except, you’re none of those things. You’ve...
View ArticleFacebook unveils “reactions” to simplify not talking to friends
Nest Expressed Facebook announced a revolutionary feature that will finally let people express feelings with the least amount of effort possible. Reactions improve on “Likes” This scenario should be...
View ArticleBaby wipes life hacks that totally work (and are definitely not just a way...
Nest Expressed Hi there, stranger. Have you heard of baby wipes? Sure you have! They’re wipes for babies. They come in a convenient package that holds lots of slightly moist cleaning wipes which you...
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The Little [Blank] Who Lost [Blank’s] Name
Nest Expressed I tend to mock all sorts of things on this blog, from insane self-defense gadgets to sex toys to cat toys to my not-very-kind recap of The Sound Of Music. Today, I’ll switch things up a...
View ArticleBest SEO guide for your SEO: Top SEO tips to increase your SEO
Nest Expressed SEO stands for “Search Engine Optimization.” It’s the practice of optimizing the search engine visibility of your blog or website. Hi, I’m Daniel, and today I will talk to you about SEO,...
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David Wolfe gives you brain cancer
Nest Expressed Lately, the name “David Wolfe” has been popping up in my Facebook feed with alarming regularity. In case you haven’t heard of him, David “Avocado” Wolfe (yup, “Avocado”) is a...
View ArticleHappy first, son!
Nest Expressed Nathan? Hi. It’s your dad here. Is this thing on? I know you can’t hear me. Text doesn’t transmit sound waves, I’m told. You can’t read this yet, either, because you still believe that...
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Hey, Mirror! Did you order brain pizza?!
Nest Expressed Hey, Mirror! Did you order brain pizza? You must be very confused right now. That’s natural. “Brain pizza? What’s that?!” you’re wondering. I get it. It makes no sense. How about we back...
View ArticleJe suis Juno
Nest Expressed Today, while we were all busy arguing with each other about the latest political headlines or being collectively outraged over the latest viral scandal, a humble spacecraft quietly made...
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7 honest reviews of food I found in my fridge
Nest Expressed My wife and son went on vacation last Friday. I was left to my own devices (laptop, smartphone). You probably think I spent my alone time having a series of mini-comas to catch up on all...
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